![]() ![]() ![]() STEPHANIE: My mommy says that if you eat a pear, it'll be good for you. SOOEY: Now, Stephanie, give me a food that HERBIVORES EAT! SOOEY: (stares at Lizzy then yells.) YOU ARE SO STUPID! NOW THE AUDIENCE THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT! LIZZY: I think herbivores eat apple pie! (audience laughs uncontrollaby) Now, Lizzy, can you name a food herbivores eat? (bell clangs, in position three) Great job. SOOEY: Show me the monkey food! (bell clangs, it's in position four) All right, Billy, what's your guess? SOOEY: Carol, name a food that herbivores eat!ĬAROL: Aren't you going to kiss me first? STEPHANIE (Leslie Carrara): Oh, boy! I can't believe I'm meeting Sooey just like my mommy! I have my wife, Carol.ĬAROL (Fran Brill): (gasps) I can't believe I'm meeting Sooey Hamderson! SOOEY: THANK YOU! Now, John, introduce me to the rest of your family. SOOEY: (yells even louder) I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY LIFE NOW! ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY OR PASS? ANSWER THE QUESTION! They just love that new cartoon of yours, "Life with Sooey". SOOEY: Show me that red, rounded, juicy fruit! (bell clangs and sirens go off) It's the number one answer! Now are you going to play or pass?ĪMBER: You know, you should come see my children sometime. ![]() (yells) NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION! I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY! SOOEY: Show me lettuce, for mercy! (bell clangs) Number-two answer, so Amber, can you give me the number one answer?ĪMBER (Cheryl Blaylock): Oh, thank you Sooey! You are so wonderful, and I just love those jokes of yours. (buzz-in sound from "The Triangle is Right" is heard, and the lights chase on John's side of the podium) John? SOOEY: Yeah, yeah, you know the drill, surveyed 100 food lovers and the top five answers are on this board. I JUST WANT TO GO HOME! (applause dies down quickly) I WANT MY MOMMY! Oh, well. GUY (Steve Whitmire): Thank you! Thank you! This is Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host, welcoming you to- AAAAUGH! What are you doing? (security guards appear and kick Guy out of the studio)ĪNNOUNCER: Now, where's Sooey? (Sooey, who is Spamela Hamderson's big brother, comes out, and in a very angry "I-don't-care" mood, much like Louie Anderson was during his final season on the real Family Feud) (audience applauds, Guy Smiley comes out) "Master Coach University" and "Coaches Training Blog" are trademarks used by JTS Advisors LLC.ANNOUNCER (Jerry Nelson): It's time once again, once again, for the Family Foooooooooooooooooooooood! Let's meet today's families- the Hungry family from Worcester, Massachusetts and the Thirsty family from West Palm Beach, Florida! On your marks! And here's the host of the New Family Food, Soooooeyyyyyy Hamdersonnnnnnnnnnn! Sooey and JTS Advisors All Rights Reserved. If you want to contact us about anything including coaching, coaches training, or how you can build your coaching practice quickly, simply click here. By entering your email address you are also requesting and agreeing to subscribe to our free email newsletter. By entering, you agree to terms and conditions found here. You can read our entire privacy policy here. While part of my business provides free trainings to you that will help you to become a coach, some of our clients choose to take more extensive video trainings, programs, certifications, live seminars, and mentoring that I charge for, thus affording this business the resources to provide some of our curriculum at no charge to you. You are not opting in to any subscription to a newsletter, and will only receive emails from me when there's something new to share with you.ģ. I'll send you emails when I have a new training video available for you to learn from, and keep you up to date on new trainings, programs, and mentoring as my partners and I develop them. You can opt out of this mailing list at any time.Ģ. Your contact information will be stored in a private, and protected mailing list (database) that only I have access to. I won't give or sell your contact information to any third party for any reason. My team and I are only going to use your email and/or phone number for the purpose of communicating directly with you.
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